Was reading about Getopt::Declare by Damian Conway, when discovered his Coy.pm module. So, here goes:
Coy.pm is a Perl module,
Aimed at bringing tranquility,
To your debugging.
Processes your error messages,
Maps them to haiku poetry,
Outputs.
Hooks onto a couple of signals,
__DIE__ and __WARNING__,
Sends your error message
To the haiku generator.
The haiku generator
Generates relevant haiku poetry
Then passes the poetry,
To die or warn,
As the case maybe.
Argh! I should better leave writing Haiku poetry to scripts! :-)
